Panama and Stuff

Spring break was pretty swell. It wasn't as luxurious as I had anticipated and I'm not even sure why I had planned on it being that luxurious. I mean come on, ten college boozers in one place with one bathroom for a full week?? Ha, not a pretty thought. I am still surprised that we didn't break more furniture in the room than what we did. We ended up breaking two chairs and a door. That cost us a mere five hundred and fifty dollars. So in order to release our rage we decided to beat the door up. We turned a whole the size of a quarter into a submarine door that you could walk right through. This kind of aggitated the manager, mainly because we had not yet paid him. It took some talking me into, but finally I realized that the only way out of the damages was to pay. The owner could not legally evict us for the prior damage, but could have used the excessive damages to the door to kick us out.
On another note, we saw some pretty wild and crazy stuff. First day we were there a couple girls on the balcony next to us decided to put on a little show for everyone who was outside. The hot blonde took off her top and then proceed to take off the girl's top who was dancing with her also. But wait, it doesn't stop there. Next she took off her bottom and started making out with the other topless girl for the whole world to see. She then did some other unmentionable things the girl for a short period of time, but we got it all on tape. One of the nastiest things I saw was a guy who decided it would be a good idea to funnel a large can of chicken noodle soup. He started and sucked down all the chicken broth. When the noodles started to get backed up, he took one good gulp and sucked it all down. Then he fell into the pool and started to dry heave for about ten minutes. I never saw him puke though....pretty impressive.
Pretty excited about the two new music releases gettin ready to drop shelves. Rick Ross's Trilla which features him and Lil Wayne. The other is Weezy's Carter III album which should bring him a small fortune. Wayne is without a doubt one of the sickest rappers alive. His analogies can be compared to no others and he is one hundred percent orginal. Plus he's from New Orleans, so he's gotta be the best. I have also heard rumors of the Hot Boyz getting back together to produce an album.